What was the worst film of 2013?
Dishonourable mentions of 2013
A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD - The latest 'Die Hard' offering is silly, dull and doesn't even feel like a Die Hard movie. The closest thing we had to a Die Hard movie this year was 'Olympus Has Fallen'. We're stuck in the theatre watching this garbage, while Bruce Willis is buying a new Lamborghini and receiving his $2 million dollars for making this film.
ONLY GOD FORGIVES - Only God Forgives is the most disappointing film this year. Directed by Nicholas Winding Refn, Only God Forgives is an over the top artsy film that failed completely. Its dull script, laughable direction and over saturated colour scheme made for an unpleasant experience.
ADVENTURES IN ZAMBEZIA - We've had some fantastic animated movies this year... But Zambezia was absolutely awful. Everything about this film failed miserably. It's a movie about birds... WE'VE HAD TOO MANY OF THESE! The voice talents, animation and writing is laughable. It's definitely meant for small children.
BULLET TO THE HEAD - Sylvester Stallone's small film 'Bullet to the Head' was hilarious unintentionally. Sylvester Stallone's performance was stupid, and he's obviously getting way too old for these films... Try rom-coms and people may like you.
SCARY MOVIE V - How stupid was this movie. What kind of spoof film parodies another spoof film (A Haunted House). Scary Movie V was stupid and crude when it could've been a good predecessor to the other four films. Don't waste your time... I've already made that mistake.
The 10 worst films of 2013
10 - THE SMURFS 2: The second most unexciting kids film of the year. The Smurfs 2 was full of dull and dumb moments which are insulting to the film industry. Why are they carrying on this series? WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS! Kids will love, parents will just be bored.
9 - RED 2: Talk about a stinker! And also a critical bomb, may I add. This film is a prime example of a sleeper! This movie is one giant sleeping pill! It's boring and has lousy action scenes, but the editing was the highlight of the film. Bruce Willis looked bored, and so did I!
8 - PLANES: The worst children's film of the year. I HATED Planes. Its direct-to-DVD animation looks terrible on the big screen. The voice talents are annoying. Just don't watch Planes. When it comes out on DVD, just hide it from all the shelves. Such an annoying and dumb film... This film reminded me of Cars 2... Except not produced by Pixar.
7 - JACK THE GIANT SLAYER: Jack the Giant Slayer had so many clichés that it was hard to sit through. The script was appalling and so stupid. But I went with a friend, who enjoyed the film. I guess I'm in some sort of minority. Nicholas Hoult gives a promising performance, but if he keeps doing this garbage his career in Hollywood will be over, and I don't want that to happen because he is a very great uprising star.
6 - PAIN & GAIN: You will definitely gain pain while watching this film... So cringe worthy and dull. I hate Michael Bay and Mark Wahlberg just annoyed me in this film. STOP MAKING MOVIES MICHAEL BAY!
5 - GI JOE RETALIATION: G.I. Joe Retaliation... Bruce Willis is back on this list! G.I. Joe Retaliation was a terrible film. Except for one fantastically filmed scene involving mountains, G.I. Joe Retaliation was complete dog leftovers! Dwayne Johnson and everything about this movie annoyed me. Don't give this movie your attention... It doesn't need it!
4 - MOVIE 43: Movie 43 was promising to be the "sickest" comedy ever... And it is sick. In the worst way possible! Hugh Jackman is my favourite actor... And I can't believe he did this! Such a great cast were BRIBED into doing this film. What could've been a great comedy, ends in such a tragedy. The "43" cast isn't the only thing provided with this film, I bet people had "43" panic attacks during this film as well!
3 - GROWN UPS 2: What a silly movie. Granted, a film can be silly... But, why did it have to come to this? Out of all the sequels Adam Sandler could've created... He chose Grown Ups... I'm ashamed to be a fan!
2 - R.I.P.D.: R.I.P.D. is absolutely horrible! Everything from the visual effects to the acting was lame and dull! I absolutely HATED R.I.P.D. because Universal are trying to get their own Men in Black, and it just ends up being SO lame!
1 - AFTER EARTH: NO... NO... NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!