Laughter is truly the best medicine.
Laughter is truly the best medicine. John Mccutcheon

Have a laugh! Eight silly 'dad jokes' you need in your life

  • What is a cat's favourite colour?

Purrr-ple.

  • What kind of kitten works for the Red Cross?

A first-aid Kit.

  • What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing' taxi cabs.

  • Why are cats good at video games?

Because they have nine lives.

  • Why can't a leopard hide?

Because he's always spotted.

  • Where did the kittens go for their field trip?

To the mewseum.

  • Have you ever seen a catfish?

No. How did he hold the rod and reel?

  • What US state has a lot of cats and dogs?

Petsylvania.

Jokes from http://www.ducksters.com.



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