Laugh at a joke

  • There's a gang in town which are systematically shoplifting clothes in size order.

The police believe they're still at large.

  • I didn't realise removing my front doorbell would have such a knock-on effect.
  • It's Jamaican hairstyle day at work tomorrow. I'm already dreading it.
  •  A pirate's son came home from school. His dad asks him how his exams went.

Son answers: "Aye, dad, seven Cs."

  • I don't mean to brag but I just finished a 14-day diet in 2 hours and 14 minutes.
  •  Q: What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

A: Marscarpone.

  • If attacked by a bunch of clowns, go for the juggler.

Source:

facebook.com/DadJokes



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