Song brings to light Bundy's notorious driving reputation

BUNDY driver Keith Wilson, who goes by the name of Oldefellah, has penned a song about drivers in the region. 

Bundy Drivers' Licence 

Are you on your guard, Concentrating hard
Looking straight ahead, driving filled with dread
Watching like a hawk, for that unplanned balk
Difficult to gauge
You're about to reach that stage
Good luck holding down your rage

Got a Bundy driver's licence and I'm Bundy bred as well
So I process information a bitter slower can't you tell
And I love to straddle white lines at the centre or the side
You're never sure what happens next until we both collide

Got a Bundy driver's licence can't remember where or when
Took a one hour driving lesson from my great great Aunty Gwen
And I'm easily distracted by the things inside my car
I drive, I text, I read a map and use my minibar

Missed the speeding zone, on my mobile phone
Talking to my Mum, p***** on Bundy Rum
Waiting anxiously, till the road is free
Won't go then I might
Looking left and maybe right,
Till you're close or out of sight

Got a Bundy driver's licence and I haven't got a clue
So you better pay attention or I'll run straight into you
If a give way's in your favour or you're on a roundabout
The chances are I'll cause you grief of that there is no doubt

Got a Bundy driver's licence took me half a dozen goes
Had to cancel lots of driving tests so it kept me on my toes
'til my mate at Queensland Transport supervised me as a friend
And helped me with the questions from beginning to the end

Bundy driver's licence
Bundy driver's licence
Bundy driver's licence
Bundy driver's licence…

Words and music by the oldefellah



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