Jokes of the day

Why did the lion eat a light bulb?

He wanted a light lunch.

 

What do you call cheese that's not yours?

Nacho cheese.

 

Where do cows go on a Friday night?

To the Moovie theatre.

 

Why did the orange loose the race?

It ran out of juice.

 

What do you call a theiving alligator?

A crookodile.

 

Why should you never use a blunt pencil?

Becasue it's pointless.

 

- Source: Pinterest



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