Jokes of the day
Why did the lion eat a light bulb?
He wanted a light lunch.
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Where do cows go on a Friday night?
To the Moovie theatre.
Why did the orange loose the race?
It ran out of juice.
What do you call a theiving alligator?
Why should you never use a blunt pencil?
Becasue it's pointless.
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