JOKES OF THE DAY: Tuesday, February 21
WHAT happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
Every morning you'll rise and shine.
WHAT do you call a pile of kittens?
WHAT do you get from a pampered cow?
WHERE do crayons go on vacation?
WHAT do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller.
WHAT do you call a computer in the ocean?
A Dell rolling in the deep.