JOKES OF THE DAY: Thursday, February 9
WHY did the strawberry call 000?
It was in a jam.
WHAT has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
WHAT has three letters and and starts with fuel?
WHY did the scientist take out his doorbell?
He wanted to win the no-bell prize.
WHY did the opera singer go sailing?
Because she wanted to hit the high Cs.
WHAT kind of potato chips fly?
- Source: Funology.com