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JOKES OF THE DAY: Thursday, February 23

WHAT belongs to you but others use more?

Your name.

WHAT do you call a very religious person that sleep walks?

A roamin' Catholic.

WHY did Tony go out with a prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

WHAT do you call an unpredictable, out-of-control camera?

A loose Canon.

- Source: jokes4us.com



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