JOKES OF THE DAY: Friday, February 10
HOW did the butcher introduce his wife?
WHY did the gardener plant his money?
He wanted his soil to be rich.
WHY did the banana split?
It saw the ginger snap.
WHAT is always hot in the refrigerator?
HOW do you cut a wave in half?
Use a sea saw.
HOW did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?
- Source: Funology.com