Five apple jokes so bad they're good
- What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Taking a bite and finding half a worm.
- What do you call a fruity pop star?
- How do you make an apple puff?
Chase it round the garden.
- What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?
It can look round.
- Jake came rushing in to see his Dad.
"Dad is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?” he puffed.
"That's what they say,” Dad said.
"Well, give me an apple quick, I've just broken the doctor's window!”