An apple.
An apple. Crystal Jones

Five apple jokes so bad they're good

  • What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

  • What do you call a fruity pop star?

Katy Peary.

  • How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden.

  • What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

  • Jake came rushing in to see his Dad.

"Dad is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?” he puffed.

"That's what they say,” Dad said.

"Well, give me an apple quick, I've just broken the doctor's window!”



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